desirethepositive:

I want to open a really angry coffee shop called “I’m Not a Morning Person” and name all the drinks really angrily

like “can I get a Fuck You” or a “I’m Studying for Finals” or “My In-Laws are in Town”

and they all have shots of tequila in them

who wants to be my business partner

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kassiemcnugget:

Requested.

pinkvelourtracksuit:

If he can’t deal with ur stretchmarks, ur belly fat, ur body hair, or the fact that ur pussy doesn’t smell like flowers then u dealing with a lil baby ass nigga. a nigga that complains about shit like that ain’t use to getting any typa pussy or ain’t never seen a bitch naked. We don’t complain about y’all pot bellies, the fact that ur balls hairy as shit or ur receding hairlines but I’m 💤💤 tho!!!!!

well mannered boys who are into kinky shit behind closed doors

respectful boys who spank you til you’re bruised

calm boys who only lose it when someone else touches you

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